14 Funny Valentine's Gifts

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1. Erotic Game

Turn up the heat this Valentine's Day with an erotic game that's sure to create laughter and intimacy in equal measure. Who says romance can't be playful too?

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2. Erotic Massager

Sometimes the most thoughtful gifts come with a playful wink. A quality massager offers relaxation with a cheeky twist that says you're attentive to pleasure in all its forms.

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3. Men's T-shirt

Nothing says "I love your sense of humour" like a cheeky t-shirt that will make him laugh and think of you every time he wears it.

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4. Adult Board Game

Looking for something a bit naughty for Valentine's? An adult board game might just be the perfect way to spice things up and have a good laugh together. Who said romance can't be playful?

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5. Custom Apron

A custom apron with a cheeky message is the perfect way to say "I love you" while acknowledging their culinary disasters. It's both practical and a laugh every time they cook.

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6. Custom Photo Blanket

Nothing says 'I love your face so much I want to wrap myself in it' quite like a custom photo blanket. It's hilariously intimate and absurdly cosy all at once.

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7. Custom Water Bottle

A custom water bottle adds a splash of humour to Valentine's Day whilst ensuring they stay hydrated. Add a cheeky message or inside joke that'll make them smile every time they take a sip - keeping the romance flowing and the laughter bubbling.

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8. Custom Thermos

I've given a few of these as gifts and the personal touch always gets a laugh. A custom thermos with a cheeky inside joke or a silly photo is practical yet intimate - keeping their coffee hot and their heart warm with every sip.

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9. Custom Board Game

Create a custom board game featuring inside jokes and special moments - it's a hilarious way to remind them why you're the funniest Valentine they could ask for.

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10. Fashion Hoodie

Nothing says "I love you" quite like a cosy fashion hoodie they'll actually wear. Skip the cliché gifts and go for something that keeps them warm whilst making them smile—perfect for those who prefer practical romance with a touch of humour.

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11. Chocolate-Covered Fruits

Because nothing says "I'm sweet on you" quite like juicy fruits drenched in decadent chocolate. It's the perfect blend of healthy intentions and delicious indulgence - just like your relationship!

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12. Comics Book

Love and laughter bound together in illustrated panels - because sometimes the most romantic stories are told with speech bubbles and "POW!" moments. Perfect for the valentine who makes your heart go comic-book-crazy.

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13. Graphic Novel

Skip the typical Valentine's chocolates and surprise them with a graphic novel instead - it's a love story that lasts longer than roses and shows you really understand their geeky side.

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14. Satire Fiction Book

Because sometimes the best way to say "I love you" is through the deliciously wicked pages of a satire that'll have them chuckling into the night. Wit is the ultimate aphrodisiac, after all.

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